BACTERIA BATTLE · TURN-BASED ARTILLERY INSIDE AN ALIEN

Germ warfare.
Literally.

Gary is an alien trying very hard to pass as a normal human. Today he has a job interview. You are three bacteria, a deck of cards, and a very bad idea. Blast, burrow and fling your way through his organs — and ruin his big day.

Free, no sign-up~10-minute battlesDesktop · keyboard + mouse
“Greetings. I am a normal human named Gary.”— Gary, Junior Associate
Gary, a lilac three-eyed alien in a beige suit
HIS BIG DAY
Meanwhile, inside Gary…

The battlefield
is his body.Elastic walls · floating clots · a living arena that reacts to his day

LIVE · RIGHT NOW

This is the real game, playing itself.

Two AI teams fight on a loop below — the same engine you play. Shots ride the blood flow, bounce off taut tissue, carve craters in the floating clots and fling bacteria across the organ.

LIVE DEMO · AI vs AI
HOW IT PLAYS

Pick a squad. Merge your cards. Make it fly.

1

Pick 3 bacteria

Four real-world microbes, each with six signature cards. All three stand on the field at once — choose a card and you choose who acts.

✳SPORE
✳SPORE
✳
2

Draw 5 · merge pairs

Every turn: five cards, three AP. Two copies of a card merge for free into a stronger one — but it costs more to play. Bank it, or spend now?

3

Aim · fire · fling

Hold to charge, release to fire. Bank off taut walls for +40%, swim up onto clots, and bat the immune system clean off its perch.

THE ARSENAL

Not just damage. Blast, dig and fling.

Every weapon is a different action — a homing spore, a crawling culture, an ulcer that ruptures the wall overhead, a wall you grow, a clot that waits. Each card shows how big it blows, how deep it digs, and how far it throws.

THE SQUAD

Four microbes. Real ones. Sort of.

THE OPPOSITIONGary's immune system. It takes its job very seriously.
MacrophageSlow, enormous, always hungry. You can see its last meal.
T-CellThe sniper. Its visor locks on to whoever it has decided is a threat.
NeutrophilFast, frantic, throws acid first and asks questions never.
GARY'S DAY

His panic is your weather.

Every battle happens during one of Gary's very important moments. As his tension rises, his body reacts — and the arena changes. Every Host Event is announced a round ahead, so you can dodge it… or aim it.

ADRENALINE RUSHHis heart races: blood flow doubles and new clots form where the warning marks.→ NEW TERRAIN
CRAMPHurt him enough and the organ heaves where you hit it. Clots in the zone crumble.→ THE GROUND MOVES
BILE TIDEDigestive acid floods the floor — and splashes onto the clots above it.→ NOWHERE IS SAFE
ANXIETYThe whole organ clenches for two rounds. Narrow spots crush — clots too.→ THE WALLS CLOSE IN
FIVE ORGANS

Every organ plays differently.

Rolling villi, an acid pit with stepping stones, a winding vessel full of red clots, lungs that breathe every round — and one organ no human has.

EVERY BATTLE ENDS IN A STORY

Win, and his day is ruined. Lose, and Gary thrives.

Gary's interview starts now.

Free in your browser. No download, no account. Bring a keyboard, a mouse and about ten minutes of mischief.

▶ INFECT GARY

Playtest build · best on desktop · your first battle teaches you as you go.